Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
—Chris Clarke, How Not To Be An Asshole: A Guide For Men (2011 version)
Goddamn this post is still one of my all-time faves.
i have the body of a siren and the sea is so loathe to be parted from me that it left imprints of its waves on my thighs
person: u should like more colours